May 2013
2 tags
“Well why don’t you just text him and ask him how he’s doing?”
Because, Ma, I would just once like to not feel like the pushy one. Other girls have guys falling at their feet - can’t I just once have a guy interested in me enough to pursue me instead of the other way around? I like being forward and am proud of the times that I’ve made the first move or...
♀ The Panda's Pensieve ♀: starllex: one time i saw... →
starllex:
one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra…
starlightnymph:
the porn industry fetishizes women who look like they’re underage and that’s literally all you should need to hear to know that it’s a completely fucked up industry.
Ahem. No. I mean yes, but no. There are in fact many many ways in which the porn industry is fucked and the fetishization of young-looking women is certainly one of them but a) that is a reflection of a larger...
This is how I feel about a lot of things lately:
thatguyhasabeardandmoxie:
Who cares?
Who fucking cares?
Seriously. Does it really fucking matter?
“If you have to treat me differently because you heard I’m a feminist, you...”
– (via pink-lips-red)
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
“Today, Angelina Jolie published a piece in the New York Times about her decision...”
– Angelina Jolie Removed Her Breasts to Save Her Life. Some Fans Wish She Hadn’t. (via veruca-assault)
durnesque-esque:
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank...
lampsarepeopletoo:
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
gedgiveemhellattitude:
fictionmist:
this post is in general appreciation of osric’s entire twitter feed right now
welcome to season one
one of us, one of us!
Hey y'all,
If there’s a tag or a trigger warning you need me to start using, don’t hesitate to ask, and I most certainly will. Remembering to tag triggers is not my strong suit and I apologize in advance, but if you ask me directly I promise I’ll remember. I don’t want anyone to suffer because I’m a flake.
hermione-ganja:
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
winchestercodependency:
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
ishaloveshardcore:
slowlydescending:
forgottenwinterfrost:
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!
notcuddles:
magicrobotgeography:
btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
phaniels:
i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man
george0malley:
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
3 tags
Everything I see related to the TFiOS movie makes me weepy because TFiOS.
“The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early...”
– bell hooks, all about love: new visions (via ellesugars)(via roropcoldchain)
chantersboard:
I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
gerard-gay:
i haTE it when people are like
awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333
guys who are sweet with old people <33333333
guys who respect their mothers <333333
guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333
“Your degree’s value is only based on how well you fit into a job market swarmed...”
– noted tumbler dot net user fuck-liberal-morons, explaining us a thing (via powerdadgendoikari) 