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    So I realize that I reblogged this the other day and everything but I feel the need to tell y’all that I successfully used my words with this dude and everything is in a better place than it was and it’s great. I’m not going to say that it solved everything, because I won’t pretend everything’s perfect, but it’s better. JOHN IS RIGHT, OKAY? USE. YOUR. WORDS.

    So I realize that I reblogged this the other day and everything but I feel the need to tell y’all that I successfully used my words with this dude and everything is in a better place than it was and it’s great. I’m not going to say that it solved everything, because I won’t pretend everything’s perfect, but it’s better. JOHN IS RIGHT, OKAY? USE. YOUR. WORDS.

     
  2. effyeahnerdfighters:

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    *** BEWARE! Paper Towns spoilers!

    So according to this, the van was named two towns away from where I live. This is wonderful.

     
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    I’m sure we all knew this already, but I just figured I’d remind you.

    I’m sure we all knew this already, but I just figured I’d remind you.

     
  4. LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!

    I am ridiculously excited.

    Mom: “So you’ll have it finished by tomorrow morning?”

    Me: “Is that even a question?”

     
  5. So I just ran downstairs to tell my mother that the KC&DFTBA shirts were back in stock…

    …and she was just like “Uh, I know.”

    WHICH MEANS SHE ORDERED MINE AND THAT I’M GETTING IT FOR CHRISTMAS, FUCK YEAH!

     
  6. 16:56 2nd Dec 2011

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    Reblogged from fishingboatproceeds

    Tags: dftba

    fishingboatproceeds:

    In January of 2012, Hank and I (and the Katherine and occasionally the Yeti) will be going on tour to celebrate the publication of The Fault in Our Stars, and also because we haven’t been on tour together since 2008. These events will feature music, readings, hilarity, free posters, fancy…

    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD THEY’RE GOING TO BE IN NYC ON JANUARY 11TH.

    And, yeah. Everything is more expensive in New York. *huff*

     
  7. Uhmmmm. Hi guys. I don’t have a life.

    THESE WOULD BE REALLY SUPER DUPER AWESOME CARDS TO CARRY AROUND WHEN WEARING A PIZZA JOHN SHIRT.

    They would save you from having to constantly justify the wild-eyed, mustachioed manface floating above the word PIZZA on your shirt every time you encounter a non-nerdfighter, AND they would spread the word about Nerdfighteria, perhaps making new Nerdfighters along the way!

     
  8. mr-bowman replied to your post: Anna, you can wear the shirt. I will be proud of you.

    I think I might get one for my birthday :D

    :D I’m asking my mom for one for Christmas. It will be quite interesting to try to explain that to her haha. I also want a Keep Calm and DFTBA shirt. I should probably get her to order them soon, before they go out of stock though.

     
  9. For one thing, if I’m going to be honest, I like going to the movies, but I find the process of how movies get made horrifying and reprehensible. (Similarly, I like bacon.)
    — John Green.
     
  10. AGH I JUST HAD A FANTASTIC IDEA.

    My friend Ally and I had been talking for a really long time about each getting a pair of black Doc Martens and painting them but I never knew what I would paint but OH MY GOODNESS I SHOULD DFTBA THE HECK OUT OF THEM.

     
  11. I cannot believe that it took me all of ten times watching this movie to notice the obvious-ness of the gesture Vector is gesturing.

    theladydoor:

    THE FACE I AM PULLING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT.

     
  12. You know what will be kind of awesome?

    Not me failing my midterm because I’m procrastinating. That will be terrible.

    When some unsuspecting person picks up The Fault in Our Stars at their bookstore, just to take a look at what it is, and opens it up to find that the first page was signed by John. I wonder how they’ll react? I mean, if I had never heard of him, or Nerdfighteria, and then I just picked up the book and found it signed… I’d be so confused, but so delighted. I’d want to find out why on earth I had a signed copy of the book.

    ALSO. What if one of these people gets a Hanklerfish? Or a Yeti? How awesome would that be? This is totally going to make new Nerdfighters, too. How exciting! :)

    Unless they get the copy that has both a Hanklerfish and a Yeti. Because then I’d be really, really jealous of them.