Uhmmmm. Hi guys. I don’t have a life.
THESE WOULD BE REALLY SUPER DUPER AWESOME CARDS TO CARRY AROUND WHEN WEARING A PIZZA JOHN SHIRT.
They would save you from having to constantly justify the wild-eyed, mustachioed manface floating above the word PIZZA on your shirt every time you encounter a non-nerdfighter, AND they would spread the word about Nerdfighteria, perhaps making new Nerdfighters along the way!