There’s a girl on Facebook that just asked everyone on my college’s page if anyone had any John Green books she could borrow.
I am conflicted between jumping up and down with glee (OMG OMG OMG PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL LIKE JOHN GREEEEN!!! AND THEY WERE EVEN TALKING ABOUT HANKLERFISHES!!!!!!!!) and the fact that I don’t especially like this girl. I mean, I don’t know her all that well, but still. Bad vibes I guess.
I can’t decide if I want to fangirl or not. I mean, I doubt she’s a Nerdfighter, but if she is…
So I realize that I reblogged this the other day and everything but I feel the need to tell y’all that I successfully used my words with this dude and everything is in a better place than it was and it’s great. I’m not going to say that it solved everything, because I won’t pretend everything’s perfect, but it’s better. JOHN IS RIGHT, OKAY? USE. YOUR. WORDS.
I’m sure we all knew this already, but I just figured I’d remind you.
Hrmph.
GUYS.
WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS WILL BE HERE OR BETTER BE BECAUSE IF IT’S NOT I’LL CRY UNTIL IT IS.
So I just ran downstairs to tell my mother that the KC&DFTBA shirts were back in stock…
…and she was just like “Uh, I know.”
WHICH MEANS SHE ORDERED MINE AND THAT I’M GETTING IT FOR CHRISTMAS, FUCK YEAH!
- Mom: Your brother just called me a nerd.
- Me: Well, yeah.
- Mom: Wait... YOU AGREE WITH HIM?
- Me: Well... yeah.
- Mom: *Huff*
- Me: BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. That's, like, a good thing coming from me. I call myself a fucking Nerdfighter. I am *clearly* pro-nerd!
Uhmmmm. Hi guys. I don’t have a life.
THESE WOULD BE REALLY SUPER DUPER AWESOME CARDS TO CARRY AROUND WHEN WEARING A PIZZA JOHN SHIRT.
They would save you from having to constantly justify the wild-eyed, mustachioed manface floating above the word PIZZA on your shirt every time you encounter a non-nerdfighter, AND they would spread the word about Nerdfighteria, perhaps making new Nerdfighters along the way!
mr-bowman replied to your post: Anna, you can wear the shirt. I will be proud of you.
I think I might get one for my birthday :D
:D I’m asking my mom for one for Christmas. It will be quite interesting to try to explain that to her haha. I also want a Keep Calm and DFTBA shirt. I should probably get her to order them soon, before they go out of stock though.
The contraption was necessary because my lungs sucked at being lungs.
— Hazel Grace Lancaster
JOHN GREEN JUST SAID “DEAD SEXY” IN REFERENCE TO A BOY’S VOICE FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL.
WHAT. EVENN.
For one thing, if I’m going to be honest, I like going to the movies, but I find the process of how movies get made horrifying and reprehensible. (Similarly, I like bacon.)
— John Green.
