If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.
Go you.
That is oddly satisfying.
If you have more than 85 followers, you have more followers than the Westboro Baptist Church.
You are more influential than those fuckers.
Go you.
That is oddly satisfying.
THEY BROKE UP. ALL OF THE HAPPY DANCING.
Barnes & Noble was playing a Grateful Dead song. I have found my happy place.
Also, I bought On the Road by Jack Kerouac.
Which means I am well on my way to fixing my little grade mishap from last semester. My GPA is back above a 3.0 and all is well in the world.
FUCK YES.

But literally all I can think is warpedwarpedwarpedwarpedwarped.
I don’t really know why I got this huge surge of excitement for it today, but:
a) even though I’d taken a look at the bands that would be playing, I finally went through and made a playlist of all my favorites (consisting of one album from each band on the list I posted earlier)
b) I haven’t been to a show since like October or November when I saw Vanna
c) I’ll be seeing The Gaslight Anthem two days after Warped, so that whole weekend will be really asdfghjkl
d) Ally is trying to set me up with her friend Al at the show and I’m really hoping something good happens because that would be really wonderful.
I’m going on July 21st to the one in Uniondale and just askdjfwejroijsdflksjdf I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED
Veruca Salt’s “Volcano Girls” is quite possibly my new favorite song. Also, I’m listening to the radio (which I almost never do) and Boston is playing and I’m very happy.
THIS HAPPENED AT WORK TODAY. SOMEONE MENTIONED DOCTOR WHO AND IT’S SOMEONE I’VE KNOWN SINCE I WAS FIVE AND HAVE RARELY SPOKEN TO BUT I WAS LIKE “DOCTOR WHO? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOVE DOCTOR WHO?” AND HE WAS ALL “YOU WATCH IT?” AND I NODDED AND WE HIGH-FIVED. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
(Source: spndance8100)
I should stop using fuck as my go-to adjective, noun, verb, adverb, and pronoun.
Ways I’ve used “fuck” today:
“Fucking wonderful!”
“Dude. Fuck.”
“Fucker!”
“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DO!”
“Fuck off”
“Fuck this”
“Fuck that”
“Fuck it”
“Fuck you”
“Fuck no”
“Fuck yes”
“Fucking fuck”
Among others.
When is your birthday/day of Who?
August 25th
HOLY TITS THAT FIVE DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY
THE 25TH IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO.